Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...