Rules for Cats
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Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
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Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
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Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...