How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...