Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...