Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...