The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...