A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!