Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...