Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...