Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...