A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...