Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.