Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...