The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...