How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...