What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
The President
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Biblical one-liners… too cool!
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A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
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Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Had any accidents?
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