Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....