Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.