What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...