Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...