Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.