A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...