Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...