Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...