You know you drink too much coffee when…
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A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
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Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
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Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
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