Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!