Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...