If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Japan’s quality standard
|This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They’re...