Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
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Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.