A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...