Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...