Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...