Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...