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These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
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A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...