Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!