The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...