Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.