Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.