This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...