The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...