We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...