Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...