Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...