A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...