Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...