Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...