Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...