How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...