yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...