Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...