At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...