How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...