French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....